Saturday, August 27, 2005

Don't Ask, Don't Tell starring ... Vladimir Putin?

Yulia, everyone's favorite geo-political porno, has wrapped, according to the Moscow News.

Тurns out Ukraine's Elena Berkova didn't accept the title role, owing to the numerous threats that were leveled against her family following the news that she had been cast to play the woman in braids. No such threats were placed against the ethnic Armenian who was cast for his resemblance to Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili.

Meanwhile, back at the Duma, Alexsei Mitrofanov, the Russian Parlimentarian behind the work of "political erotics," is apparently undaunted by rumors that there is a now a gay porno in the works with lookalikes of Vladimir Putin and Victor Yanukovich to play the lead roles. Finally, reports that Presdient Bush will soon be cast in a comic book movie are forecast, but no word yet on the start date.